Made a trip to Walgreens yesterday to pick up some girly products and I decided to try something new. I thought it’d be a fun little adventure, kinda like trying out a new lip gloss or pizza topping, so I grabbed a box of Tampax Pearl. Upon opening the box, my ridiculously strong sense of smell as a nonsmoker prompted me to write the following:
Dear Marketing Team of Tampax,
You need to make the spot on the box marked “Scented” a little bigger. Now my purse smells like a baby’s butt and I think Amy is contemplating calling me a tampon every time I walk by.