Let me start by saying that I appreciate all most of your creatures, especially those of the furry cuddly variety, i.e. puppies, Scottys, etc. With that said, since moving in to the house I’ve developed an uncanny ability to sense every spider in the same room of the house as me, typically 1-2 per day in any given room. I may even go so far as to say that Scott is in awe of my new super hero ability. And while I don’t typically give a second thought to these spiders when I see them since I have Scott, ahem, relocate them, I just have to ask….what the eff is this?
I was not a happy camper when I noticed this terror-invoking beast just sitting there outside by the kitchen door under the mailbox as I was locking it up this morning. I believe I started a conversation with your dad that began and ended with an audible, “Oh dear God”, as I shuddered then dove face first into my car for fear of this thing leaping onto me.
Please make sure he’s gone by the time I get home. Thanks.