When we moved into the house, the chandelier that Crazy Lady left for us in the dining room was one of the first things I wanted to replace. Can ya blame me?
So we had taken it down and tucked it away in a closet. I’m still not sure why it never made it to the garbage can but now I’m really glad it didn’t.
Last weekend I took this little erm, beauty, out back and gave it a piece of my mind.
I yelled derogatory names at it as I sprayed…things like “why are you SO. FREAKING. UGLY?” and, “80’s be gone!@#$!”… And just like that, I had exorcised the crazy lady demon.
It still wasn’t all that fabulous to look at just yet but I had a plan. I put in clear round bulbs, came up with a repeating pattern and strung a few million beads on fishing wire, looped the strands to the hooks that used to hold the glass plates, installed a dimmer switch and hung it in baby girl’s room and…