Borders is now Barnes & Noble. I had no idea. Seriously, when did that happen?
I can pick out the perfect color to put on anyone’s hair but the second I want to do something different with my own, I’m a clueless babbling moron. I think I want to go darker but I know I’ll end up dying it green and then washing it with dish soap a few times to strip the color back out.
Speaking of my hair, I did somehow manage to make the world’s dinkiest ponytail this morning and I realized…I really really miss ponytails.
My boobie ultrasound yesterday revealed that my milk lump is still a lump of milk.
I got reprimanded for wearing jeans to my holiday party. I planned the whole thing with a teeny budget for almost 40 people on a freaking Tuesday night and that’s the feedback I got. Good thing I was scolded for wearing blue pants made of denim because they are the devil and ruined the whole thing.
Baby had her 6 month checkup last night (6 months! Can you believe it??) – she has sprouted 2 bottom teeth, she’s up to 14.5 pounds and is standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 2, though I think the most surprising thing I learned from her doc is that just like a lot of toothless 95 year old great grandmas, babies can chew without teeth. Funny, I hadn’t thought about that and probably would have pureed her steak and corn on the cob until she was 13.
I’ve been counting the days till Christmas since over a month ago yet I’ve only bought 1 present. I finally ordered some things for the baby today because of a hard kick to my booty prompted by someone at church that I’ve never met buying her gifts before I did.
And finally, Scott and Summer have a new trick. She just giggles and giggles like it’s no biggie while I end up with a trickle of sweat running down my back, pooling in my underwear…